doac

Die On A Cross

Ed: Look at you all high and mighty with your bible
Ted: Yes, I am following Jesus' teachings
Ed: go doac

by Litter March 11, 2010

doac

1. The act of defacating on Ann Coulter.

2. Any activity that is definetly disgusting, yet strangely satisfying.

As I doaced on the psychotic right-wing columnist's helpless pretty face, I felt generations of social injustice just melt away.

by max December 12, 2004

Doach

A parent who is also a volunteer coach for youth athletics. Taken from the combination of Dad and Coach, but the meaning has become applicable to any parent coach combination.

I reached out to my daughter's doach to talk about his behavior at our game today.

by Coach Mike August 19, 2018

Doachtastic

The art of being dreadfully shitty and awesome at the same time. This state of being can be obtained only by spending extended periods of time with other doaches of the same gender. This adjective can be used in place of awesome, good, superb, etc.

Doach #1: "What's up, brah? You get any head last night from your girl?". Doach #2: "Yeah, man, it was fucking doachtastic!"

by The Noice Guy August 24, 2010

doach

opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender

he has a doach

by JB May 7, 2004

Doach

Marijuana.

Yo, let's go smoke some doach behind that dumpster.

by UnderTheInfluence420 May 23, 2011

doach

One who prefer's raspberries on his creme brulee.

"Let's have a muppet slag-fest, you fucking doach."

by Catherine and Marie February 28, 2003