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The most quality cameroonian player ever to play on english soil apart from the late Marc Vivian Foe (R.I.P, Dude)
He may not always play for man.u but this is because everyone would want to kiss him that there would be a pitch invasion!!!
jj: "U know that djembadjemba?"
dude: "yup"
jj:"aint he quality?"
dude: "yup"
djemba by JJ Jones April 22, 2004
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Djemba Djemba's 

1. Cameroonian International footballer, currently playing with Aston Villa. Formerly of Manchester United and Nantes.

2. A term of endearment for a ladies funbags, particulary if they are more than a handful.
1. That was a wonderful through ball played by Djemba Djemba.

2. "My Christ Jeeves, those are the finest pair of Djemba Djemba's I've ever seen" said Nathanial, to which Jeeves replied, "Yes Nathanial, she certainly does have a lovely pair of Eric's".
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Demba Ba’d 

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A key of success to life. A name given to strong optimists who end up with greatness' in the future.
Of course I'm Demba no wonder I'm successful
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Its a mans name. It symbolyzes immense confidence and arrogance, but also accompanied by great sense of humour. Usually a chick magnet as well.
Cristiano Ronaldo is a big Djemal.
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Demba Ba 

By far the most powerful and beastly man known alive . He has beaten Chuck Norris in multiple fights and now Chuck Norris worships him. He is commonly known for walking all over defences in the premiership while drinking water and strawberry syrup. Often used to describe how amazing one is or how great something has been done.
Jonjo:Did you see that bicycle kick he scored?
Michael:Ya it was a Demba Ba.

Sam:You are a Demba Ba.
Paul: Thank you that means a lot.
Demba Ba by Fernando Torres yaaaa February 14, 2012
originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic
"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"
djembe by Dangerous Dave February 19, 2005
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