ditchstar 

Someone who never comes up for a game when you call them but ends up playing it alone during odd times of the day.

Bharath, never comes up for COD Mobile, he's a ditchstar.

ditchstar by parippufiction June 9, 2020

Ditchster 

Another name for a dopehead pizza cook; the guy that makes the pizzas. Working the make line is like working the ditch you see? It's a dirty job, and often looked down upon, but somebody's got to do it. Usually this person is known as a ditchster. It's really just another name for your common high school dopehead loser who works at the local pizza joint. He (or She) probably doesn't use deodorant, shave, or wash their hands after using the restroom, or scratching their crotch before he makes your pie. This type generally has a real "give a fuck" attitude toward life. Yet when one knows how to work the ditch, it usually guarantees an indefinite minimal level of employment. I'm sure this description could also apply to many other lowly food service positions involving significant drudgery. But they are all usually habitual drug user as well.

I was once a delivery driver at my local Pizza Hut, you see, and I happened the chance to interact with the local ditchster there. He would usually have this half-sick smile on his face, reminiscent of Rocky Balboa, as he dived his bare hands into trays full of slimy "Canadian Bacon", and Italian Sausage along with other toppings. You knew he didn't really like his job and was constantly nervous about getting busted for any stupid thing by the jerk manager. He couldn't hardly wait for a chance to ditch the make line for a quick trip to the walk-in freezer or to take the trash out back behind the dumpster for a quick hit off his weed pipe. You knew he never could really take his mind off that sack of kind bud in his pocket waiting for him. It was kind of the motivating factor in his life you know? It kept him going.

Ditchster by NickelDimeQuarterHalfDollar April 22, 2010

dickstar 

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.

"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."

dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickstart 

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021

Dickstart 

Verb: When a girl is about to start her period and has sex, causing her to bleed a little during sex and start her period immediately after. The dicking kickstarts their menstruation.

I wasn't supposed to start my period for a couple of days, but we had sex and it dickstarted it.

Dickstart by squishycool August 26, 2013

dutchtard 

An insult used by non dutch people against dutch people.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.

Person 1: Hey did you see that Adriaan was flying a dutch flag in his backyard?

Person 2: Yeah he's such a dutchtard.

dutchtard by the_mon_man April 7, 2021

dickstarter campaign 

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

dickstarter campaign by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014