ditchery

the act of ejecting somebody from a group through careful planning, mainly done best by those known as ditchers

"that is pure ditchery"

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

ditcher

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"

by ditcher July 23, 2006

ditcher

Someone that ditches/leaves their friends.
Also, someone that backs out of plans that they arrange.

Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.

by Jules W. February 8, 2012

MSN Ditcher

When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar

I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"

by andale524 October 14, 2009

Ditcher

A Medieval person that digs ditches...

The Medieval ditcher was doing his job

by Kassandra75 December 18, 2012

ditchermcditcherson

the flakiest of flakes, the one that goes ghost the most and with the dumbest of excuses for why they ditched

there goes that damn ditchermcditcherson Billy, gone again.

by DawnNichole#1* January 27, 2020

Ditcher

A beer or a mixed drink made or opened for the ride home after a bonfire or a party. One that may put you in the ditch.

Dave: hey man, have a safe drive home!

Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!

by Dovehunter2 June 12, 2018