distape

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable

Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

dissapear

Someone trying to spell disappear and failing miserably

Did you really just type dissapear

by fwibblewop October 29, 2019

dissapearedapoofed

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005

Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

Dispaperalism

1. The fear of writing on paper
2. Not being able to hand write a paper

Sam couldn't hand write his English paper because he had Dispaperalism.

by Komo50 December 5, 2016

Disaperiod

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.

I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.

by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015

Disapeenment

“Disappeenment” the feeling you get when you’ve waited to sleep with a guy only to find out he has a toty disco penis

I can’t explain - all the signs were there for it to be big—the height, the hands, the shoe size. It was such a disapeenment”

by Sarach2306 June 10, 2021