distractobat

A massive distraction via any little bing thing, especially dogs

Stop yelling while I am driving, you are being a distractobat

by Daddy Ryan June 15, 2022

distracturbation

the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed

Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.

Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.

Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.

by Nigel B. Wellington III May 10, 2011

distractinating

Being distracted while you are procrastinating.

Person A: "Jenny stop procrastinating and watch me do this!"
Person B: "Stop it you are distractinating me!!"

by scottandjennymakeaword April 20, 2013

Distractivated

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

Brooke- what's up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.

"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"

by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

Distracturbation

The act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. During your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.

I was jerking it to Layla but I proceeded to enter into Distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai."

by imoldregg! March 1, 2011

Distractipated

Being so distracted by something to the point where it's the only thing you can think about!

Kimiko was distractipated by the giant anvil about to fall on her head.

Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.

by KimikoNyanChan May 9, 2009

distracturbate

(v.) The act of masturbating loudly (either acting it out or actually masturbating) to distract another person or group of people.

Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"

by Thaddeus Muttengreggor May 11, 2010