distorno 

THE GREATEST RAPPER OF OUR GENERATION

Colored fella: Have you listened to DISTORNO yet?
Guy from Yorkshire: Mate go back to the field

Colored fella: Damn

distorno by eatingbrains2ndbesthobby October 6, 2023

distortohead

A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.

Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!

distortohead by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

distortoe face 

some one who's face takes on a new look while trying to pry something apart or open something real tight.

check out matt's distortoe face while he trys to lift that tire

distortoe face by samich February 28, 2009

distorto 

cool man who has good voice and also plays team forteres 2

dude 1: yo dude did you see distortos tweet?

dude 2: yea dude i did

distorto by WoomyUsesTheDictionary March 9, 2021

distorny 

When something makes you horny but also disturbed at the same time.

Yo look at this anime trap it makes me so distorny

distorny by Big_black_man October 20, 2021