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distinkguished 

v. past tense - the act of spraying air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

adj. a person, thing or room which has been sprayed with air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

distinkguish, distinkguished, distinkguishing
The putrid smell of his fart cloud clung to his clothes like Lindsay Lohan to a bottle of Boone's Farm. I grabbed the bottle of Febreeze and distinkguished him against his will.
distinkguished by havwingswillfly August 25, 2010
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Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.
She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.
Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

Distinguished 

What Paul uses instead of OLD.
Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.
Distinguished by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

Distinguished 

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.
Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.
Distinguished by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.
That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

fire distinguisher 

Something that distinguishes fire
Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire
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