distalk 

a condition in which two talkative women meet by chance and try to continue talking at the same time, often trying to outdo the other without trying to listen to what the other is talking about, thus resulting in a babel that is incomprehensible to the other. May also be used of upwards of two garrulous women but the end result will be the same- just gibberish

When two or more talkative women meet, there will be no talk, just distalk.

distalk by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

dietalk 

v. to talk to someone else when on the phone with someone. It may be talking to anyone in general such as chat, talking to another person, or texting someone else, as long as its still ignoring you. This often gets annoying because girls whom gossip a lot just cannot control their gossiping and must talk to more than 1 person to look cool or whatnot.

Derived from "di" meaning "two". Chemistry and other things use this prefix. It is combined with talk meaning talking two talks, but some talk to more than 2 people, but the same term is used even if you're talking than one person even on the phone. the "e" at the end of "die" represents how badly you die because you're talking to a phaggozorf who talks to other people when on the phone with them.

PaNDaR: *calls Nicole*
Nicole: UHM NO TELL HER TO DO IT, hello?
PaNDaR: uh hi.

Nicole: heather talk to panda
PaNDaR: (wow wtf they like switching off and crap?)
Heather: hello? wait hold on, HAHAHA WAIT DARREN CAN YOU COME BACK, DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DARREN CAN YOU JUST LIKE COME SO I CAN LIKE BE A DICK AND NOT TALK TO PANDA <----she didnt really say this but im giving an example
PaNDaR: *hangs up*
PaNDaR: *calls adreannie*
Adreawong: hello, panda?
PaNDaR: YOOOO waddup!
Adreawong: uh chupoo dan
PaNDaR: HUH?
Adreawong: no not you panda
PaNDaR: WTF MAN, DO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MORE THAN 2 PPL AND LIKE WOW, time to make dietalk on urbandictionary.
Adreawong: HAHAHA okay mommy lets go to the store <---STILL DOES IT

...girls confuse me way too much...

dietalk by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

Distal star proximal dog 

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

Distal star proximal dog by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

Distalgia 

A feeling of longing or nostalgia for something that has never existed and/or could never exist in the first place.

I feel distalgia when I listen to old bands, even though I wasn't alive when they were popular.

I felt distalgic in an old style coffee shop, though I'd never been to one before.

I feel distalgia when I think of a life in the country, but I have never lived far from a city.

Distalgia by FrankenWaffer March 3, 2021

distankt 

Distinctly stanky. A few steps worse than "putrid".

That nigga's DISTANKT, YO! Smells like he ain't baved in a monf!

distankt by MassaWordsmif October 14, 2017

destalk 

To learn a person’s routine in order to avoid them

Even if I do my best to destalk him, he somehow finds a way to meet me.

destalk by Worthy97 December 16, 2023

Distalgia 

Distalgia
Noun
The sensation of revisiting a work of media, place, or other nostalgic object, and realizing now that you like it much less than you remembered.

Man, I've got such distalgia for the sitcom FRIENDS. I loved it as a kid, but it's complete garbage if you watch it today.

Distalgia by YuuDed March 23, 2024