Distalgia 

A feeling of longing or nostalgia for something that has never existed and/or could never exist in the first place.

I feel distalgia when I listen to old bands, even though I wasn't alive when they were popular.

I felt distalgic in an old style coffee shop, though I'd never been to one before.

I feel distalgia when I think of a life in the country, but I have never lived far from a city.

Distalgia by FrankenWaffer March 3, 2021

Distalgia 

Distalgia
Noun
The sensation of revisiting a work of media, place, or other nostalgic object, and realizing now that you like it much less than you remembered.

Man, I've got such distalgia for the sitcom FRIENDS. I loved it as a kid, but it's complete garbage if you watch it today.

Distalgia by YuuDed March 23, 2024

distilliant 

An adjective used to describe a particularly brilliant distilled beverage.

Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".

distilliant by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013

Dostalgia

A longing for a mac (hook-up) or sleep from the past

Freddy is really suffering from dostalgia these days

Dostalgia by TheGrofe May 6, 2009

distancial awareness 

Unable to judge distances usually common in blondes that start with a k

Chrissy has no distancial awareness while parking the car even the kid below parks better

distancial awareness by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

Distantial awareness 

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy

Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car

Distantial awareness by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

dystalgia 

a painful yearning for days when news was more new, TV more interesting, comedy more funny than actually occurring reality.

Margie sank into a morbid dystalgia the moment she felt Frankie Boyle sounded like.., normal .

Network comedy's skits and news channels' dystalgic headlines about yesterday's tweets are not even nearly as funny as Trump's actual 'presidency.'

dystalgia by dan taarin April 22, 2017