Diss-Functional

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When a family not only cannot get along but insult one another in the process.

Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.

Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.

Diss-Functional by dennypeg September 18, 2015

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disfunctionality

a state of being disfunctional; a personality in a disfunctional state; a personality in which nothing is in order and scattered

She broke her key in the door, locked herself out of the house, got a speeding ticket, and broke up with her boyfriend all in the same day. She definitely has some disfunctionality going on right there.

disfunctionality by tripleTthatsme October 22, 2009

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.

A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior by blashada September 6, 2014

disfunctional

someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!

That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)

disfunctional by dobermation January 26, 2009

disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

disfunctional potato by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Age of Disfunctionalism

The 21st century.

Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.

Age of Disfunctionalism by xp72 April 27, 2023

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

textually disfunctional by ashlav January 24, 2012

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026