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disfunctionality 

a state of being disfunctional; a personality in a disfunctional state; a personality in which nothing is in order and scattered
She broke her key in the door, locked herself out of the house, got a speeding ticket, and broke up with her boyfriend all in the same day. She definitely has some disfunctionality going on right there.
disfunctionality by tripleTthatsme October 22, 2009

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior 

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.

disfunctional 

someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!
That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)
disfunctional by dobermation January 26, 2009

disfunctional potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together
disfunctional potato by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Age of Disfunctionalism 

The 21st century.
Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.
Age of Disfunctionalism by xp72 April 27, 2023

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.
He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted
textually disfunctional by ashlav January 24, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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