disman 

It's the last name of a man and or his wife that is strong willed an that has a new meaning to the word family he loves them so dearly if he can't have them no one can he'll kill them all.

Man that disman really made a good obituary!

disman by Anonymously delight February 3, 2018

Disman 

A retarded way of saying this man

Disman be thicc

Disman by Disman September 4, 2018

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011

disank

A very potent bag of skunge,dank,weed,or whatever you call the funk.

I smoked some strait disank wit yo babymama

disank by roscoe bugganose August 6, 2006

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

Distance Dime 

A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.

-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!

-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.

Distance Dime by stheballer October 22, 2015