disleftia
Disleftia (noun)
A condition marked by extreme left leaning tendencies to the point where all logic, reason and sense become a three ring circus.
A condition marked by extreme left leaning tendencies to the point where all logic, reason and sense become a three ring circus.
Disleftia Symptoms:
Struggling to differentiate between "redistribute wealth" and "redistribute furniture"
Writing impassioned manifestos that are so progressive they fold in on themselves and advocate for the rights of inanimate objects
A tendency to get lost in arguments about whether pronouns need pronouns
Diagnosis: Can’t stop pronouncing ‘capitalism’ like it’s a swear word. Often followed by drinking Kombucha and asking if you're sure your shirt isn’t exploitative.
Treatment: Light exposure to a basic economics textbook and occasional debates with a mildly conservative five year old over Sunday lunch.
Struggling to differentiate between "redistribute wealth" and "redistribute furniture"
Writing impassioned manifestos that are so progressive they fold in on themselves and advocate for the rights of inanimate objects
A tendency to get lost in arguments about whether pronouns need pronouns
Diagnosis: Can’t stop pronouncing ‘capitalism’ like it’s a swear word. Often followed by drinking Kombucha and asking if you're sure your shirt isn’t exploitative.
Treatment: Light exposure to a basic economics textbook and occasional debates with a mildly conservative five year old over Sunday lunch.
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