disleftia 

Disleftia (noun)
A condition marked by extreme left leaning tendencies to the point where all logic, reason and sense become a three ring circus.

Disleftia Symptoms:
Struggling to differentiate between "redistribute wealth" and "redistribute furniture"
Writing impassioned manifestos that are so progressive they fold in on themselves and advocate for the rights of inanimate objects
A tendency to get lost in arguments about whether pronouns need pronouns
Diagnosis: Can’t stop pronouncing ‘capitalism’ like it’s a swear word. Often followed by drinking Kombucha and asking if you're sure your shirt isn’t exploitative.

Treatment: Light exposure to a basic economics textbook and occasional debates with a mildly conservative five year old over Sunday lunch.

disleftia by AdamAntiX November 27, 2024

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Distextia 

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

dislexia 

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

dislexia by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

Music Dislexkia 

General inability to read sheet music. Cured by playing random notes acting like you know what you're doing.

'We kicked our old guitarist for not being able to read Nirvana tabs and being a music dislexkia cripple.'

Music Dislexkia by Joshh Murderface October 25, 2007

Dislexiatype 

It's a personal illness that occurs while you're typing on your keyboard and you spell a word backwords. Or don't even spell the word you were thinking in your mind.

Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.

V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.

Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !

dislexiatype dislexia dislexic

Dislexiatype by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010