Dislestia

Common ship name for My little pony friendship is magic ship between Characters Discord & Princess Celestia.

My favorite ship has to be Dislestia!

Dislestia by IknowBall! December 22, 2022

anti-disestablishmentarianism 

Probably the longest meaningful word in English. Signifies the movement against the separation of church and state.

Fundamentalist Christians are anti-disestablishmentarianists.

anti-disestablishmentarianism by PoopyPoo November 8, 2004

anti-disestablishmentarianism 

It is the word that you clicked on when you were looking for the definition of Wikipedia, you are not the only one to click it.

Hmm, I wonder what anti-disestablishmentarianism means *clicks it* oh...

anti-disestablishmentarianism by Nekorium Chrisium November 26, 2022

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Distextia 

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation by a babies goad May 4, 2017