Disleckia 

A word often used for an absolute retard with brown hair quite tall and stupid and often called Matilda or Tilly and sometimes Claridge

Person: hey! Did you see disleckia in maths class today
Person’s friend: yes she’s so disleckik

Disleckia by Bob Ross’s son December 31, 2018

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

dislexia 

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

dislexia by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

Music Dislexkia 

General inability to read sheet music. Cured by playing random notes acting like you know what you're doing.

'We kicked our old guitarist for not being able to read Nirvana tabs and being a music dislexkia cripple.'

Music Dislexkia by Joshh Murderface October 25, 2007

Dislexiatype 

It's a personal illness that occurs while you're typing on your keyboard and you spell a word backwords. Or don't even spell the word you were thinking in your mind.

Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.

V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.

Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !

dislexiatype dislexia dislexic

Dislexiatype by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010

dislexia 

The person that wrote the definition of 'dislexia' (as shown above this definition) is in fact probably dyslexic herself. Her inability to even spell the word correctly pretty much proves it. You fucking idiot.

Some of the idiots on here are fucking dyslexic.

dislexia by jamie August 5, 2004