Dislectic 

How fucking dyslexic retards spell dyslexic

Luke: im dislectic
Benjamaiiiin: (fucking dyslexic)

Dislectic by THICC boi bob September 24, 2021

DISSECTION 

A amazing Swedish black metal band that has pushed the limits farther than most bands during its time. Vocalist Jon was in for 7yrs for murder of a homosexual. Jon and Dissection has made it clear they are not racists and the murder was not of 'hate crime'.
Qoute: "I, we want our fans to know and to make it a point that it is not and never has been part of our policy or philosophy to be a part of racism and what it stands for" - Dissection

GOAT: Fear the Rebirth of Dissection!!!
Closeminded: Your stupid go listen to rap and what mtv says to listen to.

GOAT: If you are reading this go to www.Dissection.nu

DISSECTION by GOAT FUKER February 27, 2005

dialectical materialism

The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.

The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.

dialectical materialism by tenova June 27, 2004

Misguided Directicisms 

Used to explain somebodies complete lack of accuracy whether in physical sports or in their views and opinions

That guy totally has misguided directicisms

Misguided Directicisms by BoredBlogger December 18, 2010

new dialectic 

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.

new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

new dialectic by Virgin Suicides June 18, 2017

diflection 

this is when reminiscing is used as an avoidance defense mechanism during conversation, for either a subject or question. Ultimately the questioner or subject raiser will forget their point or lose interest leaving you safe.

Example of avoiding a question
Paul: what have you done with my rabbit?
jericho: Rabbits (sigh) remember when you were at school at it would be your turn to take the rabbit home and you'd feel all warm and excited........etc

Example of Subject avoidance
Kaiser: i love football!
bill: i remeber the time i was hit in the balls by a football ruptured both my testes couldn't piss pain free for a month.

diflection by mark case October 30, 2004

dissection 

An incredible melodic black metal band from Sweden, mixing harsh vocals and sounds with melodic guitar solos. Live Legacy just happens to be one of the best albums ever.

Just listen to it, tool.

dissection by NecroGrim September 19, 2005