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Ghetto Dish Washing 

Rinsing off the dishes and then putting them at the bottom of the clean ones.
if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.

Dish Washing Bitch 

A male who undermines his masculinity by participating in a rather feminine tradition, washing dishes.

This DWB is often considered a nancy and a sailor of anul ports.

Which ever man is willing to disgrace testosterone at the wish of his female counterpart should be shot.
Person 1: "Tshego is the biggest Dish Washing Bitch I have ever met."

Person 2 : "I know, the fact that he does a bitches job on a daily basis is sickening."

Person 1: "Let's shoot him."

Person 2: "Ya, let's."
Dish Washing Bitch by qwertybobsid August 23, 2011

Dish Washing 

That act of a female performing oral sex on a male for money.
Jim: Where did Jessica get all that money?
Tom: I heard she has been dish washing Steve and Eric.
Jim: Really? How much does she charge?
Dish Washing by Teddy V January 7, 2008

dish washing liquid 

Mary's knockers. they are simply shaped like dishwashing liquid bottles.
hey guys are my tits shaped like dishwashing liquid bottles?
dish washing liquid by acetic December 31, 2003

uphill dish washing 

A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.
I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.

dishwashington 

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.
Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.
dishwashington by dishwashington September 10, 2014
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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