disderstand 

dis·der·stand / Verb /

1. A formal way of saying i understand you.
2. Comprehending and criticising at the same time
2. To criticise a stand

I disderstand that you are unorganised and disinterested

disderstand by Dam John Mosh June 9, 2011

Disunderstand

verb//(dis-un-der-stand)- to fail to comprehend or understand why something is the way it is, when it is obvious that the situation should be otherwise or the situation defies logic or common sence. Similar in meaning to misunderstand, however it implies that the speaker blames the sourse, often a person or group of people, for intentional causing confusion or simply being too lazy to clarify the situation.

I just got a soda from the machine and it's flat. I disunderstand; I just saw the soda man stock the machines.

Disunderstand by Aden Sickle April 21, 2008

Dunderstand

To dun or don't understand.

I dunderstand what you're driving at.

Dunderstand by maltar January 7, 2011

Disunderstanding 

When a person falsely believes that they've been slighted by something written or said by another person, when in fact it was actually something taken out of context.

Let's say you have a friend named Tom who happens to have an identical twin who's also named Tom but the difference being that this one is an unlikable hideous slob and one day your friend eavesdrops on you disrespecting his unkempt bro and he gets angry because he thinks you're talking about him, hence you have a disunderstanding on your hands.

Disunderstanding by hadoukentotheface May 17, 2020

Disunderstand

To believe something with great confidence that in fact is verifiably false.

Disunderstanding

Disunderstood

"It's clear you disunderstand how a baby comes in to the world because it's pretty much established that storks aren't involved."

Disunderstand by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

dunderstand

(v) To believe you have great insight or comprehension of a word, concept, or situation but to be entirely wrong about it (i.e., eisegesis). Portmanteau of "dunder" and "understand".

He thinks golden showers are all about gold coins. That's some serious dunderstanding.

dunderstand by Talmanes December 22, 2013

disunderstandment 

A word created by jack in a random discord call
Means - the state of complete and utter crippling lack of understanding

Luke - Jack what's wrong
Jack - Sorry I have found myself in a place of disunderstandment

disunderstandment by CoolGuy42069911 December 26, 2020