discordist 

someone that hates disagreement

That person is so discordist.

"hey tee man u are discordist" -steve

"good 4 me" - tee man

discordist by InaudibleJet September 10, 2020

discordsexual 

Go outside rn touch grass and while you are out there rethink life choices -Maura

If you are “discordsexual” please stfu and stay 16188181 miles away from me

discordsexual by stfushirabuIly January 30, 2021

Discordian American Princess 

When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess.

It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.

Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a Discordian American Princess!

Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.

Discordian American Princess by Felicia Barton August 3, 2008

Gender-Discordant Relationship

A relationship where the partners are of different sexes and have to work across the gender divide. Gender-discordant relationships rate lower for camaraderie and higher for power disparities than gender-aligned relationships.

“If the state’s going to make me a felon just for terminating a pregnancy then I’m never risking another gender-discordant relationship again. It’s just not worth it,” Jenna said.

“I’m really glad Ken is dating David. The last time I saw him he was stuck in a gender-discordant relationship, and he was miserable. The hoops she made him jump through just to get a little sex were ridiculous.”

Gender-Discordant Relationship by Douglas Diabolus December 15, 2021

discordian 

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.

discordian: hey wanna edate?

souljaboyfan123: nah bruh im not a discordian lmaooo

discordian by inda305 June 30, 2020

Discordian Baptism 

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

Discordian Baptism by Foxnight February 22, 2015

discordianism

A religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, founded by Malaclypse the Younger (or Mal-2, commonly thought to be an alias of Greg Hill) and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (probably Kerry Thornley). Discordians supposedly worship the goddess Eris (or Discordia), but the central theme of Discordianism is a combination of absurdity and philosophy.

Discordians tend to be fun-loving--if eccentric--folks, and great fun to have a few drinks with.

For more information on Discordianism, consult your pineal gland. Or Google it, whatever.

discordianism by adoblivione January 11, 2006