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The act of worming your way out of something, or making excuses to get out of something.
I can't be bothered doing the dishes tonight, i might pull a disconzi.
disconzi by theboss00 October 20, 2014
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Disconfigured 

1. to not be configured.
2. to be messed up.
3. to not look right.
4. distorted, bent, out of proportion
5. disfigured
1. He has a disconfigured nose, its unlike everyone else's nose.

2. The program was so disconfigured it was nearly impossible to fix.
Disconfigured by Lammalord546 February 26, 2010

discontimental 

The inability to control one's vowells. Discontinent. Usually experienced as a side-effect of alcohaul consumption, or excessive drug use.
Man! That bitch is discontimental when she drinks! Won't shut the hell up!
discontimental by Fnqaz July 28, 2016

disconfirm

Demonstrate (something) to be untrue, especially if considered uncertain; falsify.
The Dude: "Why me, man?"
Brandt: "He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion."
disconfirm by CartoonChess October 16, 2008

Disconigger 

hey, Look at the skuxx Maori, Nah Bro He's A disconigger.
Disconigger by Hazza_nzl July 24, 2011

Please discontinue your life 

Please discontinue your life.

Disconfigurated 

1. To be warped and twisted
2. To be messed up beyond all repair
3. Visually disturbing
4. To be confused, out of place
5. Extremely abnormal
Do you see my room it's completely disconfigurated.
Do you see that guys face it's really disconfigurated.
I created a website but the background is all disconfigurated.
Disconfigurated by Awesomeo0ne June 28, 2011
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