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Discluded 

To be un-included, not included, but easier to say than that bullshit

Created by Brandon Rose, influenced by Marshall Druar
4 guys on a coach**
One guy: You two wanna watch the game?

You two’s: yah of course man
Other guy: I’m so discluded in everything
Discluded by PucksnapsFerdaBoys July 30, 2018

disclude 

What stupid people say instead of exclude
"The real definition of disclude is 'to disclose, make known', I think you meant to say 'exclude.'"
disclude by GrammarTeacher August 27, 2009

decluded 

To deduce and conclude, all at the same time.
With this dictionary, I have decluded that this word does not exist in the English language.
decluded by XanderHolman April 9, 2008

Discnuked 

When a Discord Employee deletes a discord server because they were bribed.
Fuck, USF just Discnuked the Velocity Empire
Discnuked by Maxwell09wastaken October 25, 2022

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity 

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese
I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

Disclude 

To not include someone in an activity or event.
Joe: “Damn, I feel bad I had to disclude Jaime. There wasn’t enough room in the car.”

Jane: “Oh she’ll be okay, she’s not that into concerts.”
Disclude by Christhesinatra August 5, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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