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USF
Getting a Blowjob while crying. Usually while watching the Notebook, Titanic, or Miley Cyrus's terrible movie The Last Song.
Jack: "YO Courtney gave me the nicest usf yesterday, it was the best of both worlds."
John:"What do you mean?"
Jack:"We were in Charlie St. Cloud, the Fron made the tears come, and Courtney gave me head. It feels like a blumpkin."
John:"What do you mean?"
Jack:"We were in Charlie St. Cloud, the Fron made the tears come, and Courtney gave me head. It feels like a blumpkin."
USF by themonster11111111111111111111 August 25, 2010
USF
USF by Little Red in the Hood June 2, 2016
usfb
Under Skirt Finger Bang. Surreptitious digital penetration beneath a free-hanging garment extending from the waist down. Sticking in your finger under cover of concealing clothes. Sneaking a quick, hidden sexual act. Noted in Wonkette.
usfest
usfest is the anti-wefest. wefest is a huge country music festival every year held in Minnesota. Usfest is an annual party held the same time at many different locations. It is a celebration of friends who don't want to pay insane amounts of money to go camping and get drunk and be surrounded by horrible, trashy music. Usfest is traditionally held over a 1-2 day period and can involve camping. The only rule is that there is NO country music played whatsoever. whoever plays country music is a HUGE party-foul themselves. Typically, rap/hip-hop/techno is played at usfest.
"Dude, wanna go to wefest?" ... "Fuck no. I don't wanna pay that much money to be surrounded by that shitty as music. Why don't you come camping with us at usfest? It's 20times cheaper and the music is actually good!"
usfest by x_C0MMAND0_x August 6, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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