Discluded

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Not included any longer.
Left out of a situation.
Similar to excluded but not the same.

You are officially discluded from the group chat.
Don't discluded me!

Discluded by quzxs April 22, 2019

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Discluded

To be un-included, not included, but easier to say than that bullshit

Created by Brandon Rose, influenced by Marshall Druar

4 guys on a coach**
One guy: You two wanna watch the game?

You two’s: yah of course man
Other guy: I’m so discluded in everything

Discluded by PucksnapsFerdaBoys July 30, 2018

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disclude

What stupid people say instead of exclude

"The real definition of disclude is 'to disclose, make known', I think you meant to say 'exclude.'"

disclude by GrammarTeacher August 27, 2009

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decluded

To deduce and conclude, all at the same time.

With this dictionary, I have decluded that this word does not exist in the English language.

decluded by XanderHolman April 9, 2008

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Discnuked

When a Discord Employee deletes a discord server because they were bribed.

Fuck, USF just Discnuked the Velocity Empire

Discnuked by Maxwell09wastaken October 25, 2022

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unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

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Disclude

To not include someone in an activity or event.

Joe: “Damn, I feel bad I had to disclude Jaime. There wasn’t enough room in the car.”

Jane: “Oh she’ll be okay, she’s not that into concerts.”

Disclude by Christhesinatra August 5, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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