disbetus 

A amazing snack containing 57% of daily sugar!

Me: I just gave David Schiffer a disbetus
You: WHOA HE'S SO HYPER NOW

disbetus by dk103213 March 12, 2010

Diabetus  

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus

Diabetus by Tdap October 9, 2008

diabetus 

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

diabetus by crank May 4, 2005

lol diabetus

A way of expressing humour while at the same time making fun of Wilford Brimley, the old guy from the liberty mutual commercials who pronounces diabetes wrong.

*someone trips and falls* "lol diabetus!"

lol diabetus by Batryan! April 30, 2009

diebetus 

when you are over 600 pounds and can no longer take the fat rolls suffocating you in your sleep

josh:i have diebetus HELP

me:fat ass

diebetus by eemia00 November 21, 2016

Diabetus Water 

What southerners routinely refer to as sweet tea.

Rodney took a big swing of diabetus water while driving his truck.

Diabetus Water by Black and white rage bear December 19, 2022

yeetis diabetus 

yeetis diabetus is a rare desease that makes you die

Uh Oh me has yeetis diabetus DIES'

yeetis diabetus by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN AAAAAAA October 15, 2020