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Diabetus  

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.
Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus
Diabetus by Tdap October 9, 2008

diabetus 

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.
Stupid old people make up stupid words.
diabetus by crank May 4, 2005

lol diabetus

A way of expressing humour while at the same time making fun of Wilford Brimley, the old guy from the liberty mutual commercials who pronounces diabetes wrong.
*someone trips and falls* "lol diabetus!"
lol diabetus by Batryan! April 30, 2009

diebetus 

when you are over 600 pounds and can no longer take the fat rolls suffocating you in your sleep
josh:i have diebetus HELP

me:fat ass
diebetus by eemia00 November 21, 2016

Diabetus Water 

What southerners routinely refer to as sweet tea.
Rodney took a big swing of diabetus water while driving his truck.

yeetis diabetus 

yeetis diabetus is a rare desease that makes you die
Uh Oh me has yeetis diabetus DIES'
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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