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diabetus 

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.
Stupid old people make up stupid words.
diabetus by crank May 4, 2005

Diabetus 

Any high sugary corn syrup filled products that are commonly consumed
Would you like diabetus ive got Pepsi coke cookies snicker doodles pixie sticks childhood trick or treating .
Diabetus by Mr popo May 9, 2015

Diabetus 

Diabetus is another word you can call "Sugary food".
Everyday i need a little bit of that "diabetus power up.
Diabetus by Obesity CupCake May 31, 2018

Diabetus Water 

What southerners routinely refer to as sweet tea.
Rodney took a big swing of diabetus water while driving his truck.

lol diabetus

A way of expressing humour while at the same time making fun of Wilford Brimley, the old guy from the liberty mutual commercials who pronounces diabetes wrong.
*someone trips and falls* "lol diabetus!"
lol diabetus by Batryan! April 30, 2009

yeetis diabetus 

yeetis diabetus is a rare desease that makes you die
Uh Oh me has yeetis diabetus DIES'
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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