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verb, to regard a previous statement as untrue, erroneous, or otherwise disagreeable. usually used to imply the connotation that further discussion of the matter should be postponed until the offending party becomes less dicktarded. notably awkward when used in a certain company.
Sean: So Dylan said he punched Danny in the face AND he was a tree in the play, and you believed him. Are you effing retarded?

Jill: No!

Sean: I disagrr...
disagrr by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
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Disagreeable 

Disagreeable means nasty, offensive, disgusting, repulsive. It can refer to an unpleasant or unenjoyable experience, something that you wish you had never done, or even thought of or something that you thought would be really good that turned out to be a real disappointment.
It can also refer to someone who is unfriendly and bad tempered, the sort of person who resents and hates everything and everybody; who if you said “Good morning” to them, they would take it as a declaration of war and commence hostilities immediately. They are the sort of person who seems to have a permanent toothache and blames it on everyone with whom they come into contact.
When Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in a rattrap she found it a disagreeable experience.
She’d argue with a signpost, disagreeable cow.
Disagreeable by AKACroatalin May 14, 2015

Un-disagreeablyifying 

The process of making something unable to be described as unable to be agreed with.
Joe: Hey, you see that clown over there?
Matt: Yeah. Here's an un-disagreeablyifying adjective of it: it is a clown.
Jow: Wow. I mean, I can't disagree.
Un-disagreeablyifying by Jar Dpo November 21, 2018

Agree to disagree 

What someone says when they want to end an argument, essentially concluding that both parties think they are right and that they will get nowhere in arguing.
Guy: It doesn't matter what a judge's background or opinion is when he/she is making a decision.
Girl: But what they believe has a huge effect on the verdict; nothing is objective!
Guy: But to be a judge you must be impartial.
Girl: Aaaah, you just don't get it.
Guy: Can't we just agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.

Disagree to Agree 

What you say when you are in the middle of an argument and realize you are both saying the same thing in different ways.
Bobby: Richard Bachman has to be the greatest writer ever.

Ricky: Sorry bro, but I have to say that Stephen King is much better.

Bobby: Ummm, those are the same auth... nevermind. Let's just disagree to agree on that one.

I don't disagree with you 

Essentially means, "I hear what you're saying, but I still think you're full of shit."

One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.

Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.
Perky Employee: I think we should get a work group together to determine how to build company spirit. I really think it would build morale.

Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.

General Disarray 

The sidekick of Professor Chaos (Butters). General Disarray's grandmother owns a storage area, which is used by Professor Chaos as his evil headquarters.