The Dirty Vega is the sexual act of becoming a well known actor known as Julio Vega. This role gives you the opputurnity of being in a movie with Dwayne Johnson, AKA the Rock. After wrapping up you go over to The Rocks actor-van and knock on the door. When The Rock opens the door, you immediatly whip out ur 10 foot punisher (also known as the Victor sausage) and give him what he deserves. As the Rock is desperatly crying out for help, you tell him that its about drive and power, while you aggresively devour his rock-hole.
Loves to give oral, loves to do anything that really turns a man on. Wifey type, knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach... and through giving headif you want to have a good sex life, marry a dirty vega