The act of using a vegetable for anal penetration while using salad dressing for lube.

Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)

After a good PETA protest downtown, Deckle’s girlfriend Lesnie rewarded him by performing the dirty vegan

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Dirty Vega

The Dirty Vega is the sexual act of becoming a well known actor known as Julio Vega. This role gives you the opputurnity of being in a movie with Dwayne Johnson, AKA the Rock. After wrapping up you go over to The Rocks actor-van and knock on the door. When The Rock opens the door, you immediatly whip out ur 10 foot punisher (also known as the Victor sausage) and give him what he deserves. As the Rock is desperatly crying out for help, you tell him that its about drive and power, while you aggresively devour his rock-hole.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear what happened to the rock?
Guy 2: He got hit by the dirty vega bro.

Dirty Vega by TobberSlobber February 3, 2022

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dirty vega

Loves to give oral, loves to do anything that really turns a man on. Wifey type, knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach... and through giving head if you want to have a good sex life, marry a dirty vega

Dirty Vega has some bomb head game

dirty vega by Tilley nile March 30, 2020

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dirty vedant

When a guy sees a dog’s butt, gets extremely aroused, but does not get a boner.

Rowan: Yo why has Hunter been staring at my dog for so long?

Carson: He’s probably got a Dirty Vedant…

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He’s the type of person that would suck dick or steal your boy raunavs Sabrina

He fucked raunavs girl he’s a dirty Vedant

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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