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Dirty Vegan

The act of eating out an ass hole after the person just took a shit without wiping
Jennifer just got a dirty vegan from Daniel
Dirty Vegan by The Great E-Dog January 21, 2010

Dirty Vegan

The act of using a vegetable for anal penetration while using salad dressing for lube.

Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)
After a good PETA protest downtown, Deckle’s girlfriend Lesnie rewarded him by performing the dirty vegan
Dirty Vegan by DV2xU May 3, 2019

Dirty Vega 

The Dirty Vega is the sexual act of becoming a well known actor known as Julio Vega. This role gives you the opputurnity of being in a movie with Dwayne Johnson, AKA the Rock. After wrapping up you go over to The Rocks actor-van and knock on the door. When The Rock opens the door, you immediatly whip out ur 10 foot punisher (also known as the Victor sausage) and give him what he deserves. As the Rock is desperatly crying out for help, you tell him that its about drive and power, while you aggresively devour his rock-hole.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear what happened to the rock?
Guy 2: He got hit by the dirty vega bro.
Dirty Vega by TobberSlobber February 3, 2022

dirty vega 

Loves to give oral, loves to do anything that really turns a man on. Wifey type, knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach... and through giving head if you want to have a good sex life, marry a dirty vega
Dirty Vega has some bomb head game
dirty vega by Tilley nile March 30, 2020

dirty vedant 

When a guy sees a dog’s butt, gets extremely aroused, but does not get a boner.
Rowan: Yo why has Hunter been staring at my dog for so long?

Carson: He’s probably got a Dirty Vedant
dirty vedant by QuackyCube December 15, 2022

Dirty Vedant 

He’s the type of person that would suck dick or steal your boy raunavs Sabrina
He fucked raunavs girl he’s a dirty Vedant
Dirty Vedant by Raunav February 5, 2025