dirty vegan

when a woman uses a fruit or veggie to masturbate with.

Nikkie pulled a dirty vegan when she found a fruit.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Dirty Vegan

The act of eating out an ass hole after the person just took a shit without wiping

Jennifer just got a dirty vegan from Daniel

by The Great E-Dog January 21, 2010

Dirty Vegan

The act of using a vegetable for anal penetration while using salad dressing for lube.

Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)

After a good PETA protest downtown, Deckle’s girlfriend Lesnie rewarded him by performing the dirty vegan

by DV2xU May 3, 2019