The act of using a vegetable for anal penetration while using salad dressing for lube.

Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)
After a good PETA protest downtown, Deckle’s girlfriend Lesnie rewarded him by performing the dirty vegan
by DV2xU May 03, 2019
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