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dirt-tube commuter 

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.
dirt-tube commuter by Anonymous January 19, 2003

Dirtytuesday 

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!
Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!
Dirtytuesday by deldelbrig August 8, 2009

Dirtytuesday 

The one day of the week where you can be dirty! lots of people do "dirty" things so why not a day named after it? Tuesday is said to be the dirtiest day of the week naturaly. The day where you can have sex of any type woth any person.
boy: Hey, what are you doing today?

other boy: Its Dirtytuesday so im doing my girl!

boy: Man, i love Dirtytuesday!!
Dirtytuesday by didsvtt June 25, 2009

dirttube 

dirttube is a really cool person who i love and you should love too. he draws the best shit and you should go follow him on his instagram. now. also give him money.
“i just gave dirttube fifty bucks!”
wow that is great i’m gonna go do that too!!”
dirttube by piliumi November 23, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026