dirty tube

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.

person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.

by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016

dirt-tube commuter

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

Dirtytuesday

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!

Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!

by deldelbrig August 8, 2009

Dirtytuesday

The one day of the week where you can be dirty! lots of people do "dirty" things so why not a day named after it? Tuesday is said to be the dirtiest day of the week naturaly. The day where you can have sex of any type woth any person.

boy: Hey, what are you doing today?

other boy: Its Dirtytuesday so im doing my girl!

boy: Man, i love Dirtytuesday!!

by didsvtt June 25, 2009

dirttube

dirttube is a really cool person who i love and you should love too. he draws the best shit and you should go follow him on his instagram. now. also give him money.

“i just gave dirttube fifty bucks!”
“wow that is great i’m gonna go do that too!!”

by piliumi November 23, 2021