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dirty petie 

After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie
person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"
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Dirty Pete's Lake 

The anus. Commonly used in association with anal sex.
Two wine coolers, a couple of Xanax's, and Side 2 of "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" later, Cynthia lubed up, bent over, and invited me to Dirty Pete's Lake.
Dirty Pete's Lake by Hokeyboy January 13, 2007

dirty pete 

when you F@#$ a girl in the ass, pull out, and stick it in her tuna canoe giving her a UTI.
She loved him so much, she let him give her the dirty pete.
dirty pete by Skip Hicks February 3, 2005

Dirty Peter 

Why the hell are you here? Put your phone down and pay attention to class.
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Dirty Peter by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

dirty peter 

A male that has feces on his penis from anal sex or his his penis has been pooped on.
That guy Al is a dirty peter, I saw him coming out of the bathroom stall with Johnson.
dirty peter by slinky30 July 30, 2008

dirty pete 

When u take your penis and rub it in between the boobies.
Her tits were so nice i wanted to give her a dirty pete
dirty pete by Kyle March 19, 2004

Dirty lil pete 

Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.
“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete
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