Theglorius2cm's definitions

Jennifer Lopez

A sexually transmitted disease that leads to alcoholism and penile warts

Sally gave me Jennifer Lopez that dirty hoe

by Theglorius2cm February 13, 2022

Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

jkkfgsdgfg

What you search when you're either very drunk or stupid

I woke up the next morning and saw jkkfgsdgfg entered on google.

by Theglorius2cm July 6, 2019

Dirty Peter

Why the hell are you here? Put your phone down and pay attention to class.

Guys search "dirty peter" on urban dictionary

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019