dirty murti

The act of jerking off and blowing your load on a ICE agent in the midst of being deported

I was totally getting sent back to Pakistan when I pulled a dirty murti

by JAM! February 6, 2018

Dirty Martin

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes

I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night

by Rebel Bell Ringer June 6, 2020

dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous

"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"

by Lousy August 29, 2003

Dirty Martin

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much

A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.

by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018

dirty martinez

spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.

dirty martinez see above explanation

by brycemovement August 6, 2006

dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007

Dirty Martie

A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.

The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.

by Soph20201 April 13, 2020