thoughtstipated's definitions

e-tang

Cyber world equivalent of poontang.

* Boltar has joined the room #xNAx.
* Star humps Boltar
<aml> Hey bolty!
* aml huggles boltar
* nyaa|afk humps boltar
* Audra purrrrs
* kat hugglehumpfluffs boltar
<earl> boltar gets more e-tang than anyone I know.

by thoughtstipated June 14, 2008

yawning in technicolor

The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.

Steve downed a 1/2 gallon of vodka in less than an hour. He was yawning in technicolor all night.

by thoughtstipated June 14, 2008

pixel dick

An online STD, caught from engaging in cybersex with promiscuous partners.

I was cybering with SheCat last night, when I saw a real pic of her irl I caught pixel dick.

by Thoughtstipated December 27, 2007

dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007

baby collector

A term used to describe a woman (or girl) who mothers children for the sole purpose of collecting a larger piece of welfare-system pie.

"Mel's pregnant again!? That's her 4th kid and she's only 23 years old! I don't think one of them kids got the same daddy."
"Yeah, she's a baby collector. I bet her pussy's like a wizard's sleeve!"

by Thoughtstipated November 23, 2006

Mexiberta

Will be the name of Mexican neighborhoods in Alberta. Due to Alberta's vast resources and frigid winter conditions combined with nobody's interest to work or live in -40C temperatures, Alberta is working on importing 100s of Mexicans to work menial jobs as the white-man heads for the oil patch.

For the same reason Chinatown is called Chinatown, Mexiberta will be dubbed Mexiberta. Ole!

by Thoughtstipated November 23, 2006

shistapape

Toilet paper, or shit tickets.

Hey Doug, where's da shistapape?

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006