dirty mars
When a boy tries to stick his wang up his booty hole but it slips out and sprays poop on his pants, creating a mars-textured pattern in his pants.
dirty mars by Maple Muck April 15, 2020
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Dirty Marshmallow
When you pay a Gentleman of Significant Stature (a fatty) the sum of $35 to spread the cheeks of his buttocks, sit on your face and flatulate. The act becomes a Filthy Marshmallow if the large man defecates, intentionally or otherwise.
Pardon me Louie Anderson, I have thirty-five American dollars and I would like to have a good time. Would you be interested in giving me a Dirty Marshmallow?
Dirty Marshmallow by W.P. Jambeck May 28, 2008
dirty marshal
When you’re hittin it from the back and your girls shits. Then you shit and smear it on each other, while screaming ‘MUD WRESTLERS”!
dirty marshal by Lovey doves88980 April 3, 2020
dirty marshmallow
dirty marshmallow by dam3646 October 1, 2009
Dirty Marsh
Dirty Marsh by Peen picker April 11, 2019
Dirty Marshmallow
1. When a money shot gets covered with sand and left for others to find at the beach
2. When someone gives a facial and shoves the girls face in the sand (well complimented by the Amish Plow)
2. When someone gives a facial and shoves the girls face in the sand (well complimented by the Amish Plow)
1. "I found a side way into the topless beach but the whole path is covered with Diry Marshmallows"
2. "If you don't quit chewin' I'm gonna give you a Dirty Marshmallow"
2. "If you don't quit chewin' I'm gonna give you a Dirty Marshmallow"
Dirty Marshmallow by MallowMate July 14, 2009
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