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dirty mars

When a boy tries to stick his wang up his booty hole but it slips out and sprays poop on his pants, creating a mars-textured pattern in his pants.
By the time I was done with my dirty Mars my underwear looked like a Jackson Polluck painting.
by Maple Muck April 15, 2020
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dirty Marshall

When you intentionally have anal sex with a girl but make it look like an accident by saying "Whoopseee daisy"
Dude I totally picked up a girl last night and gave her the dirty marshall she will not walk straight for a week.
by 5 0 finn November 9, 2006
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Dirty Marshmallow

When you pay a Gentleman of Significant Stature (a fatty) the sum of $35 to spread the cheeks of his buttocks, sit on your face and flatulate. The act becomes a Filthy Marshmallow if the large man defecates, intentionally or otherwise.
Pardon me Louie Anderson, I have thirty-five American dollars and I would like to have a good time. Would you be interested in giving me a Dirty Marshmallow?
by W.P. Jambeck May 28, 2008
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dirty marshal

When you’re hittin it from the back and your girls shits. Then you shit and smear it on each other, while screaming ‘MUD WRESTLERS”!
Yea bro me and my girl did a dirty marshal last night it was freaky
by Lovey doves88980 April 3, 2020
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dirty marshmallow

a girl takes a good amount of marshmallows and puts them in her mouth while giving you a blow job
my girlfriend gave me a dirty marshmallow and she said it tasted great.
by dam3646 October 1, 2009
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Dirty Marsh

When you cum in pyburns mouth then spits it in Ramos’s pre workout then Maxwell drinks it
I prefored a dirty marsh today.
by Peen picker April 11, 2019
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Dirty Marshmallow

1. When a money shot gets covered with sand and left for others to find at the beach

2. When someone gives a facial and shoves the girls face in the sand (well complimented by the Amish Plow)
1. "I found a side way into the topless beach but the whole path is covered with Diry Marshmallows"

2. "If you don't quit chewin' I'm gonna give you a Dirty Marshmallow"
by MallowMate July 14, 2009
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