dirty lenny
My mail has been smelling like shit for a month because some one gave me a dirty Lenny. But anythings better than a "dirty Carl".
dirty lenny by Charlievc609 November 1, 2017
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The Dirty Lenny
The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
The Dirty Lenny by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021
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Dirty Lanny
When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.
Dirty Lanny by UrbanDick March 20, 2007
dirty lennon
the act of fucking a girl so hard your cum goes out of her mouth. she spits it into a cup in which you put in a can of coca cola. you find out shes pregnant and wait nine months for the child to be born. she gives birth to a baby boy with down syndrome. you give the can of coca cola to ur 1 months old disabled child and then disappear forever.
dirty lennon by bigdickholly August 27, 2020
A dirty Lennon
Having an willie that happens to way half your body weight. When owner becomes deceased at their funeral it is necessary to place their dirty Lennon in there hand for the open casket.
Such a shame about Lennon passing away. The funeral service was lovely. They presented his a dirty Lennon wonderfully.
A dirty Lennon by IEnjoyPleasureOfTheCockgobbler April 3, 2020
Dirty Lennon
a man who thinks that fucking a pregnant women will get the baby pregnant but probably once fucked a dead clowns corpse with an iphone box
Dirty Lennon by bonhour August 27, 2020
dirtypenny
dirtypenny by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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2. Movie
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!