dirty lenny

That act of place human feces in someone's mailbox, preferably in the back of the mailbox

My mail has been smelling like shit for a month because some one gave me a dirty Lenny. But anythings better than a "dirty Carl".

by Charlievc609 November 1, 2017

The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021

Dirty Lanny

When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Lanny last night.

by UrbanDick March 20, 2007

dirty lennon

the act of fucking a girl so hard your cum goes out of her mouth. she spits it into a cup in which you put in a can of coca cola. you find out shes pregnant and wait nine months for the child to be born. she gives birth to a baby boy with down syndrome. you give the can of coca cola to ur 1 months old disabled child and then disappear forever.

yo dude i pulled a dirty lennon

by bigdickholly August 27, 2020

A dirty Lennon

Having an willie that happens to way half your body weight. When owner becomes deceased at their funeral it is necessary to place their dirty Lennon in there hand for the open casket.

Such a shame about Lennon passing away. The funeral service was lovely. They presented his a dirty Lennon wonderfully.

by IEnjoyPleasureOfTheCockgobbler April 3, 2020

Dirty Lennon

a man who thinks that fucking a pregnant women will get the baby pregnant but probably once fucked a dead clowns corpse with an iphone box

Yo he's such a dirty lennon!
Yeah man he probably killed the dude himself

by bonhour August 27, 2020

dirtypenny

Synonym for the taste of the anus. The coppery taste of an asshole tastes like a dirty penny.

"Last night, I totally licked her dirtypenny!"

by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006