Definitions by UrbanDick

Calgary Tower 

When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.

My girl pissed me off so we did the Calgary Tower and I finished it off with a Dirty Lanny

Calgary Tower by UrbanDick March 27, 2007

Dirty Lanny 

When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Lanny last night.

Dirty Lanny by UrbanDick March 20, 2007