dirty kirsten

When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever

meet.

The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!

by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019

dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

by Kris Vee March 30, 2020

dirty kiersten

A lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Gives the best head. Also the type to wake up first and cook you breakfast. She knows how to treat em. Wifey material right here.

Yo, that girl wasn’t just any ordinary girl, that was one dirty Kiersten.

by unpr0tectedc3xx April 16, 2020

dirty kristen

When a hot blond witch in black boots ties you up in bed and sits on your face while sniffing coke off the headboard.

That chick gave me a sweet dirty kristen last night, then stole my wallet!

by Mikeytats March 30, 2020

Dirty karsten

When you eat seafood and the throw up while eating out someone’s pussy

Random dude: Dude I just gave my mom the dirty karsten last night

Other dude: wtf is wrong with u

by Sheeeessshhhmaaammmma September 16, 2021

Dirty Kirstin

Known as a sexual act where the female runs her mouth talking shit until she's pumped full of cum.

Man what happened with that girl that wouldn't stop talking last night? Dude,I ran a dirty Kirstin on that bitch!

by Myoxslong June 16, 2023