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Is when youre too busy licking doorknobs that you forget theres a pandemic going on

*cough cough* hey whats that wild baboon doing over there? Is it picking a lock with its tongue, oh wait thats a chick and shes licking a doorknob, they ol'dirty keila

dirty keila by HairlessFeline69 June 8, 2020

Words you can keep

Dirty kaila

To insert a dildo up ones ass after a large shit so when the dildo gets pushed out ones ass is covered in shit to then have the dildo inserted into a mans penis

Oh my girl did a dirty kaila to me last night

Dirty kaila by Mymomsanalcoholicslut September 2, 2021

Related Words

dirty keila • dirty kaila • Dirty Keelan • Dirty Kailam • dirty keian • dirty leila • dirty keira • Dirty Keitaro • dirty leilani • Dirty keilen

dirty kaila

The act of fucking a married man, falling in love, and wondering what went wrong.

Lisa pulled a dirty Kaila with Sarah's husband and now her life is in shambles.

dirty kaila by Whyamievenhereguys March 31, 2020

Dirty Kailam

In the middle of a sesh...Last bag has been opened..and you like to disappear for 10 minutes and come back with more ****

Oh look you just did a dirty kailam

Dirty Kailam by BagBasher1234566 December 21, 2020

Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

Dirty keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

dirty keian

The dirty Keian is a public communists orgy event in which a group of 5 ft German men dressed up as the Teletubbies penetrate you with the many alternative dildos on their heads.....

During my family reunion, I went to my first dirty Keian down the street.

dirty keian by Your1and0nlyBeech April 16, 2020

Dirty Keelan

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

Dirty Keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026