dirty keila 

Is when youre too busy licking doorknobs that you forget theres a pandemic going on

*cough cough* hey whats that wild baboon doing over there? Is it picking a lock with its tongue, oh wait thats a chick and shes licking a doorknob, they ol'dirty keila

dirty keila by HairlessFeline69 June 8, 2020

Dirty kaila 

To insert a dildo up ones ass after a large shit so when the dildo gets pushed out ones ass is covered in shit to then have the dildo inserted into a mans penis

Oh my girl did a dirty kaila to me last night

Dirty kaila by Mymomsanalcoholicslut September 2, 2021

dirty kaila 

The act of fucking a married man, falling in love, and wondering what went wrong.

Lisa pulled a dirty Kaila with Sarah's husband and now her life is in shambles.

dirty kaila by Whyamievenhereguys March 31, 2020

Dirty Kailam 

In the middle of a sesh...Last bag has been opened..and you like to disappear for 10 minutes and come back with more ****

Oh look you just did a dirty kailam

Dirty Kailam by BagBasher1234566 December 21, 2020

Dirty keelan 

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

Dirty keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

dirty keian 

The dirty Keian is a public communists orgy event in which a group of 5 ft German men dressed up as the Teletubbies penetrate you with the many alternative dildos on their heads.....

During my family reunion, I went to my first dirty Keian down the street.

dirty keian by Your1and0nlyBeech April 16, 2020

Dirty Keelan 

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

Dirty Keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021