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Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

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A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

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