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When you fart in a crowded elevator quietly. And no one knows it's you. But it smells so bad, it's like nerve gas. Your eyes are running, you nose is burning and you vomiting uncontrollably.
The dirty jet is when you're a mom and need to fart. So You shit your pants on an elevator. Then everyone gets out and your kids yell MOM!
dirty jet by Feddies July 30, 2017
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Dirty Jetski 

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.
"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."
Dirty Jetski by aliaz May 15, 2010

dirty jettln 

a movement in which you stick your feet into a drunk mans asshole forcing him to annaly clip your toe nails.
dude i got dirty jettln'd last night at the party
dirty jettln by dickwitcha April 28, 2020

Dirty Jett 

Man whom loves being submissive ,while daddy wears pony tails, and blue dyed sideburns.
Will dirty Jett come out tonight? Only if you provoke him…
Dirty Jett by Under lord December 18, 2021

The Dirty Jetnil 

The act of looking at yourself naked in the mirror, with your head between your legs, and fisting yourself until blood draws
My mom walked in on me performing The Dirty Jetnil... Safe to say i'm going to be grounded for a little while
The Dirty Jetnil by Xxx gay boy 123 February 11, 2023

dirty jeta 

When a girl has to much sex and gets thrush
Man I gave her a dirty jeta

dirty jettln 

this is a movement in which one sticks there toes in a drunk mans asshole anally clipping their nails
dude i got dirty jettln'd last night
dirty jettln by dickwitcha April 28, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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