Definitions by dickwitcha
Salamander fun house
A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
Salamander fun house by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
The forbidden balloon puppy
An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
The forbidden balloon puppy by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
dirty jettln
a movement in which you stick your feet into a drunk mans asshole forcing him to annaly clip your toe nails.
dirty jettln by dickwitcha April 28, 2020
dirty jettln
this is a movement in which one sticks there toes in a drunk mans asshole anally clipping their nails
dirty jettln by dickwitcha April 28, 2020