When you fart in a crowded elevator quietly. And no one knows it's you. But it smells so bad, it's like nerve gas. Your eyes are running, you nose is burning and you vomiting uncontrollably.
The dirty jet is when you're a mom and need to fart. So You shit your pants on an elevator. Then everyone gets out and your kids yell MOM!
by Feddies July 16, 2017