dirty javon

A friend who leaves the homie to have fun with his girl. Typically the wanna be black person in the group, usually light skinned. Plays 2k every day. Has a bad tan line.

Defined : dirty javon thinks he’s black but really is white.

by Matthew and Lance April 26, 2020

Dirty Jason

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed

Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid

by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018

Dirty Jaron

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.

I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.

by pbody2001 October 7, 2020

Dirty Jason

When you’re a good friend and an even better lover but you’re quick to break someone’s face if they cross you.

We’re cool and all, but if he talks shit behind my back again I’m gonna turn into a whole Dirty Jason.

by Autumn_Spitfire June 5, 2020

dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit

I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.

by mike July 4, 2003

Dirty Jason

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.

My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!

by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020