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Dirty Jason 

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed
Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid

Dirty Jaron 

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.
I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.
Dirty Jaron by pbody2001 October 7, 2020

Dirty Jason 

When you’re a good friend and an even better lover but you’re quick to break someone’s face if they cross you.
We’re cool and all, but if he talks shit behind my back again I’m gonna turn into a whole Dirty Jason.

dirty jason priestly 

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

Dirty Jason 

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit
I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.
Dirty Jason by mike July 4, 2003

Dirty Jason 

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.
My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!
Dirty Jason by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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