dirty gourd 

a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.

Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."

dirty gourd by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

dirty gordon 

Dirty Gordon: the act of being shot out of a canon, while on 100mg of Viagra and holding a SEGA Genesis, at a large herd of elderly goats, for sexual gratification.

I brought a cannon and some sheep, let's pull a dirty gordon!

dirty gordon by asfhuahofi May 5, 2022

Dirty Gorda 

When you get done having anal sex with a girl, and she asks for a water with lemon.

I was with Stacy last night, after we got done she wanted a Dirty Gorda. I was like, what about a sweet tea?

Dirty Gorda by Wxllco April 21, 2020

Dirty Gordita 

While engaged in a 69, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth, while simultaneously the female defecates in the male's mouth.

Jack was unpleasantly revisited by his cheap date to Taco Bell, as Jill proceeded to feed him a dirty gordita.

Dirty Gordita by Dirty_Gordita2 January 3, 2011

Dirty gordie 

When a group of chefs wank into a tub and last to finish has to drink it

After a quiet night at work the chefs all wanked into a tub, the head chef finished last and had to drink a dirty gordie

Dirty gordie by Idontdrinkdirtygordies March 29, 2020

Dirty Gordo 

A stinky 5 ft 10 fat lightskin nerd who packs on Discord under the user EK Gordo#8649

person 1: yo my name is Gordo

person 2: oh so you're a fat Discord kid who packs also known as Dirty Gordo?

person 1: ...

Dirty Gordo by notgusky June 8, 2022