Definitions by Wxllco

Major Noose 

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

Major Noose by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Boof the Booch 

When a person puts a bottle of Kombucha up their ass.

Cody and Fletcher died last weekend when they tried to boof the booch. Unfortunately the Kombucha was rancid and contained Norovirus.

Boof the Booch by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Dirty Tabitha 

When you spit mayonnaise into someone's ass, and they shit it back out all over your face.

John gave me a Dirty Tabitha last night, and now I don't have enough mayo for a BLT.

Dirty Tabitha by Wxllco April 21, 2020

Dirty Gorda 

When you get done having anal sex with a girl, and she asks for a water with lemon.

I was with Stacy last night, after we got done she wanted a Dirty Gorda. I was like, what about a sweet tea?

Dirty Gorda by Wxllco April 21, 2020