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dirty balloon knot 

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

The Dirty Balloonist 

verbWhen you fart into a woman's vagina.
She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

Dirty Balloon 

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons
Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha
Dirty Balloon by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

Dirty Water Balloon 

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.
little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026