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dirty balloon knot 

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

The Dirty Balloonist 

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.
She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

Dirty Balloon 

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons
Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha
Dirty Balloon by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

Dirty Water Balloon 

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.
little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..