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dirty balloon knot 

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

The Dirty Balloonist 

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.
She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

Dirty Balloon 

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons
Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha
Dirty Balloon by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

Dirty Water Balloon 

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.
little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019