dipshift
a person who talks big about being able to drive standard like a boss but when given the chance to they stall it out all the time or melt the clutch
dipshift by kevin32495 February 21, 2013
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Bagel-faced Dipshit
Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Bagel-faced Dipshit by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020
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Captain Dipshit
1. The Captain of the Dipshits.
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
Captain Dipshit by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
dipshit
1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006
dipshittery
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005
dipshitty
dipshitty- of or relating to the many morons people know and make fun of for kicks.
retarded moronic
retarded moronic
dipshitty by sneha & niki June 29, 2006
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