dipshift

a person who talks big about being able to drive standard like a boss but when given the chance to they stall it out all the time or melt the clutch

yo man i cn drive the car like a champ
man your such a dipshift

dipshift by kevin32495 February 21, 2013

Bagel-faced Dipshit 

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

Bagel-faced Dipshit by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

dipshit 

the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass

nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"

dipshit by Microbiology January 5, 2011

Captain Dipshit 

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...

Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."

Captain Dipshit by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

dipshit 

1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."

dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.

My God, enough of this dipshittery.

dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005

dipshitty 

dipshitty- of or relating to the many morons people know and make fun of for kicks.
retarded moronic

sneha- "damn why the hell are they so dipshitty
niki- "i concur."
sneha- "lets grab a beer."

dipshitty by sneha & niki June 29, 2006