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dipshitting 

the act of spitting smokeless tobacco dip while also shitting on the toilet simultaneously.
I didn't finish my dip yet, so I was just dipshitting at that time.
dipshitting by Outlawdipper August 5, 2009
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Dipshitting 

The sexual act of dipping crackers, vegetables, chips, etc. into your sexual partners bumhole to derive pleasure from her/him and to use the feces as dip for said crackers, vegetables, chips, etc.
Jaylen: Dude I tried the dipshit on my new girlfriend last night, it tasted nasty but she was moaning.
Ryan: Its an acquired taste man. I tried that recently with some carrots but they got stuck in her ass.
Jaylen: Nasty wtf, u must be bad at dipshitting. Also why would you use vegetables, crackers are the way to go.
Ryan: Well crackers break easier, plus I'm a vegan so I've got a veggie fetish
Jaylen: What the actual hell, this is the first I've heard of this.
Dipshitting by Boku No Rico September 5, 2016

social dipshitting 

An act of defiance during a state of global pandemic where irresponsible mouth breathers gather in large numbers and close proximity to one another to unnecessarily scream catch phrases, slogans and racist slurs into each others face orifices in effort to prove who the biggest Covidiot is before they all spread the virus to their unsuspecting friends, relatives and neighbors.
Can you believe all of those people social dipshitting with each other in that crowded pool bar? They are surely endangering our society like only absolute dipshits would do.
social dipshitting by DrumsRFun June 30, 2020

dipshitbigot 

A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio
This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.
dipshitbigot by ForErv July 7, 2018

dipshittiness 

One's level and/or quality of dipshit.
Desmonds' dipshittiness was above average for most 3 year olds.

Dipshittian Move 

Incredibly stupid act done with the best of intentions.
Yvonne pulled a dipshittian move trying to get rid of her stye, now her eye is burnt.
Dipshittian Move by bon.d.bon May 17, 2011

Dipshittian 

Describing an act that defies logic or common sense.
It was truly dipshittian for Bob to introduce his girlfriend as an old roommate.
Dipshittian by Northjudi November 26, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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