dipshitting

the act of spitting smokeless tobacco dip while also shitting on the toilet simultaneously.

I didn't finish my dip yet, so I was just dipshitting at that time.

by Outlawdipper August 5, 2009

Dipshitting

The sexual act of dipping crackers, vegetables, chips, etc. into your sexual partners bumhole to derive pleasure from her/him and to use the feces as dip for said crackers, vegetables, chips, etc.

Jaylen: Dude I tried the dipshit on my new girlfriend last night, it tasted nasty but she was moaning.
Ryan: Its an acquired taste man. I tried that recently with some carrots but they got stuck in her ass.
Jaylen: Nasty wtf, u must be bad at dipshitting. Also why would you use vegetables, crackers are the way to go.
Ryan: Well crackers break easier, plus I'm a vegan so I've got a veggie fetish
Jaylen: What the actual hell, this is the first I've heard of this.

by Boku No Rico September 5, 2016

social dipshitting

An act of defiance during a state of global pandemic where irresponsible mouth breathers gather in large numbers and close proximity to one another to unnecessarily scream catch phrases, slogans and racist slurs into each others face orifices in effort to prove who the biggest Covidiot is before they all spread the virus to their unsuspecting friends, relatives and neighbors.

Can you believe all of those people social dipshitting with each other in that crowded pool bar? They are surely endangering our society like only absolute dipshits would do.

by DrumsRFun June 30, 2020

dipshitbigot

A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio

This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.

by ForErv July 7, 2018

dipshittiness

One's level and/or quality of dipshit.

Desmonds' dipshittiness was above average for most 3 year olds.

by Michael Lorraine March 1, 2014

Dipshittian Move

Incredibly stupid act done with the best of intentions.

Yvonne pulled a dipshittian move trying to get rid of her stye, now her eye is burnt.

by bon.d.bon May 17, 2011

Dipshittian

Describing an act that defies logic or common sense.

It was truly dipshittian for Bob to introduce his girlfriend as an old roommate.

by Northjudi November 26, 2011